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Thursday, May 6th, 2010
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Bone Zone: Do it FOR YOUR HEALTH!
Friday, April 23rd, 2010I want to preface this by saying : I HATE DR OZ. I hate Oprah, I hate that bald Southern guy, I hate this guy. It is not cool to play doctor on TV. That is…unless you are pro-fucking. In which case, I am in your court.
What Oz Says:
America’s #1 problem is lack of sex, not obesity.
“People are no longer comfortable revving their engine in life. What I hear in public is obesity, but what I hear in private is the sexual famine.”
“The average American has sex once a week, and we know from studies, that doubling that to twice a week can mean you live three years longer. I think you can say it’s an excuse to have more sex.”
DONE AND DONE.
Male Model Tries to Get Off By Offering Sex to Cops.
Saturday, February 6th, 2010
BATESVILLE, AR (KAIT) – A male model who moved to NY to make it big found himself in big trouble when visiting a friend in Batesville, Arkansas……21-year-old Nicholas Snider was facing charges of public intoxication and disorderly conduct when he offered sexual favors for his release. He was charged not only with being drunk and ornery, but also with attempting to influence a public servant (buying off the arresting officers with sexual favors.)
Even Whores Give to the Government
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010Warsaw (Reuters)- A fine of 2.3 million zlotys has been levied on an unemployed woman who failed to pay over 13 million zlotys in tax on her work as a prostitute.
The fine, worth about $820,000, is for work with “generous” customers, said the slut, who claimed that one of her clients paid the woman 5 million zlotys for her work from 1997-2002.