Strange & Stupid: Amusing News

A woman hunt was on in Britain this past weekend for the attractive and classy lady that pissed on a war memorial.

Wendy Lewis, 32, fled from her court hearing after being publicly shamed by a group of disgruntled veterans in Blackpool.

Ms. Lewis was caught on security camera urinating, then “performing a sex act” on a nearby man.

“It is unforgivable what she did in the face of these dead men,” said former Royal Marine James Baker, 88, who was one of few from his unit who survived the Normandy Landings.
“It can be neither forgiven nor forgotten by the ex-services’ community and the wider community as well. If she had expressed remorse, and meant it, we could forgive then, if not forget. But I’m sorry, she is just beyond the pale.”

Leave it to retired WWII vets to make a middle aged hooker feel bad.

Things to note:
1. Prince Henry fell off his horse. This is funny, because Brits are tightwads.
2. Princess Beatrice looks like a PSYCHO.
3. The DAILY MAIL called New York the CAPITAL OF THE UNITED STATES. WRONG

A Lancashire village mayor just got 2 years jail time for his “sexual kicks,” which include sneaking into bedrooms to steal and jerk off into ladies panties.
The God-Fearing 59-yr-old Mayor, Ian Stafford, gained entrance to the victim’s homes by doing work as a handyman.
Once he gained the keys, the single old fogie creeped into the sleeping ladies bedrooms, grabbed the panties, unzipped his own, and well…you know the rest.
He was caught when one homeowner noticed that many of her underpants had disappeared.

In court, the prosecution was quoted as saying, “To masturbate into a woman’s underwear and place it back in the drawer, repeatedly, as seen in the DVD, as you have done in other homes is bluntly revolting and the impact on your victims is high.”

no word on whether he has down syndrome or is just very, VERY British.

LONDON (Reuters) - A bookie is outright refusing to pay out on a bet made about Christmas snow in the UK as he says it goes against the rules. Ladbrokes is denying the 7 million pounds to the bet “winner,” as the bookie’s rules are against accumulator bets on nature. Cliff Bryant, 52, is seeking legal council for his over $11 million winnings, and Ladbrokes is trying to pay him the going rate for a single bet, 31.78 pounds.

Somewhere in England - Ewan Brand, our 49 year old winner of the day, asked a group of photography students to snap a pic of him. Then he whipped out his junk.
Realizing his error, he chased after the girls, trying to add camera theft to his daily short-list of offenses.
He caught up with one of the girls when her shoe fell off and tried to wrestle her to the ground (she was calling her brother, not 911, for help). Then he tried to grab the other girl, who had the camera. Obviously, he failed.

The girls were visiting Devonshaw Quarry in Powmill to take photos for Uni applications. Brand approached and insisted that they take a picture of him. Made uncomfortable, they obliged, hoping he would leave. He tore out his junk when they refused to take nudie pics. “How about this then?” Man sure knows how to pick up a minor.

Brand, found quilty, was put on the Sex Offenders Register and given 3 yrs of probation. He will pay £250 to each of his victims.

During a police interview, Brand admitted that his photo would be on the camera and that he had dropped his trousers out of “total stupidity.”
He added: “It’s usually a bit of fun. They were wearing next to nothing. Why do women go like that?