Italy Still Facist
Saturday, February 6th, 2010Italy, a nation full of people that love their country, is trying something no state has before. The Italian government has teamed up with McDonalds to create the McITALY. This pridefully patriotic burger is made with all Italian ingredients, and the colors are that of the Italian flag (don’t know where brown fits in, perhaps it’s assumed that the flag is shit, anyways.)
“We’re out to defend our identity and the ‘Made in Italy’ trademark,” Agriculture Minister Luca Zaia said in a statement, adding that they were trying to “promote the taste of Italy,” by giving an “imprint of Italian flavors to our youngsters,” he said.
What that means is: “we want to take the fun out of eating cheeseburgers.”
The burger comes with a choice of artichoke spread and Asiago cheese or onion, lettuce and smoked pancetta. Bring on the WORST red and green flavors to mix with a BURGER ever.
Yum, eat up!