This time, he thinks Obama was the dumb for listening to/trusting BP pres/CEO Tony Hayward.
“[Former BP president Tony] Hayward does not give a [bleep]. The thing we don’t talk about is that 11 Americans lost their lives and it took seven weeks to invite their families to the White House. I’m not trying to bash my man, but that’s a long time.”
I hate to EVER agree with Spike Lee, but…he does have a point on that one.
Big gaffe on the part of David Patterson….
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Crocodiles are coming from your neighborhood sewer to streets across the nation! Walkers, BEWARE!
Queens, NY - Though cops are unsure where the 2-footer came from, their police spokesman was sure to say that “No cops could confirm it came out of the sewer.” No cops could confirm if it were a croc or a gator, either, as initial photos released showed the gator’s U-shaped snout.
The animal was found under a car in Astoria shortly after 3 p.m. The woman who found the gator/croc, Joyce Hackett, said something only a New Yorker could: “Hopefully, the thing will get its own reality show.”
Brockton, MA - Not to be outdone by NY, the MA crocs got word of their southern bretheren taking to the streets and decided to “do better.”
Why get a dumb lady to find you in the afternoon when a FIREFIGHTER is going to work at 3 AM? Yeah, that sounds like a trump.
Firefighter Scott Hurst found a THREE, not two foot Alligator crossing the street.
The gator had a collar, so Hurst ‘Stralia’d the thing by collar and tail, brought it back to his pickup, and bungeed the suckers mouth shut.
The pet will probably never be picked up by animal control, as the owners didn’ thave an exotic pet license. Fail.
update: there’s one living in the Chicago River, as well. GLOBAL TAKEOVER!
Home of Public Radio International, Lutherans, Prarie Home Companion and that weird fish paste, Minneapolis has paid a group even liberals would be hesitant to love - ZOMBIES.
The city arrested and jailed seven of undead during a “street theatre protest” that lasted two days. The zombies were in full garb: thickly painted white faces covered in fake blood, blackened eyes, zombie walking to an iPod as if they were in Say Anything. They were arrested for “simulating weapons of mass distruction,” yet the city failed to charge them with anything.
After the verdict the group is $165,000 richer. Hopefully they will give the money to charity, as their protest was against “mindless” consumerism. [ipods=mindful]
Ganked directly from the Star Trib: “I feel great that the city is being held accountable for the actions of their police,” said Raphi Rechitsky, 27, of Minneapolis, one of the seven zombies, who said he and his friends were performing street theater when they were arrested. He is a Ph.D. candidate in sociology at the University of Minnesota.
True fact: people who use public transportation are thinner than the fucking fatties who house french fries at the wheel of their SUV.
Prove it, you say? Charlotte, NC, did. When they put in a light rail system they found a 1.18 BMI point drop (six and a half pounds!) in those that swapped their keys in for a metro pass….”those” being people that are 5′5.
Eat that, hamburgler.
This is a photo of Mimi Rosenthal, 101, getting her third tattoo since her 99th birthday: this time a sunflower on her arm, added to her collection of “small butterfly” and “much bigger flower,” both on her legs.
As with most breast cancer surviving tattooed ladies, she wanted this one to show without the removal of clothes, which was why she chose her forearm as the perfect place. The tattoo artist said about inking Grandmother Time: “Her skin is so fragile. It’s like uncharted territory.”
Rosenthal has three grandchildren and four great-grandchildren. She was born in NY, but lived most of her life in Long Island. She cites her goals for the year as “hook up with The Situation - he’s so hot” and “get 800 Facebook friends. I just love ‘liking’ my pals status.”
But seriously, she said about her Tat addiction: “Next time I’m getting it on my butt”
A German bank robber has been put behind bars after emailing police and newspapers to correct information in their reports.
That’s right, the 19-year-old used his own email to point out factual errors about his Roettingen heist.
According to daily Bild, the robber taunted police for mis-reporting his age, height and accent. He also pointed out that he escaped in a car, not on foot.
A few hours after sending the emails, the man was arrested in a gambling hall in Hamburg. “He was completely shocked,” the police spokesman said.
After his mother took his World Of Warcraft membership away, Jensen Kinnitt had to learn some old school tricks. This real life Napoleon Dynamite just Godzilla’d all over your “walk the dog” trick.
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Some people just have way too much time on their hands.
Hula Hoop in my Snuggie?
yup, I can do that!