Hitler Needed Help to Get it Up! Karma’d.
For aid on his wild nights with Eva Braun, Adolf Hitler took primitive viagra. The testosterone extacts were one of over 80 meds that he took during his time in office. In fact, he took upwards of two dozen a day!
The barely semi-respected holistic Dr. Morrell was injecting Hitler with bull semen and prostate “juices.” The 55-year-old believed that the cocktail gave him energy for his time with Eva, who was 32.
Extracted directly from the Daily Mail: Other findings show that he had a disproportionate fear of cancer, suffered high blood pressure, cramps, headaches and had polyps removed from his vocal chords several times - perhaps the result of too much shouting at his generals.
Historian Henrik Eberle and Hans-Joachim Neumann, a professor emeritus of medicine at Berlin’s Charité University Hospital, say their research also showed Hitler suffered terribly from wind and took ‘massive’ amounts of anti-flatulence drugs which contained small amounts of the nerve agent strychnine, an ingredient of rat poison. His flatulence was the source of much mirth among the high-born Prussian generals who often doused their handkerchiefs in cologne and held them to their noses during conferences in cramped bunkers.
Morrel was also giving Hitler speed, glucose, methamphetamine, barbiturates and opiates.
The Authors of the new book “Was Hitler Ill?” claim that he had Parkinson’s disease, but never suffered delusions. He also had eczema, perforated eardrums and insomnia. The rumors about syphillis seem to be false.
In other news, the furher looks almost charmingly cute in this photo:
