Fox has a new series, “More to Love,” which I must admit absolutely disgusts me.
Teaming with “The Bachelor” producers, the new dating competition is focused on “average-looking” people. But not just any “average” people, FAT average people!
The series is billed as the first “dating show for the rest of us,” throwing open its doors to overweight contestants.
Now who in the HELL wants to watch fat sluts get nekkid, I ask?
An angry drive-up customer unable to get a Big Mac has been arrested for shooting at the window. At about 2 a.m, the driver pulled in to a McD’s in Salt Lake city to order food from the dinner menu. He was told that they were only serving breakfast. Deeming this an unacceptable option, the female driver drove to the second window.
Two men got out of hte car, one with a sawed-off shotgun. He fired once or twice into the window, hopped back into the car, and they drove off.
The shooter was described as Polynesian, 6 feet 1 inch tall, with long hair in a ponytail, a beanie cap and a white T-shirt, police said.
No one was injured in the shooting.
Dude arrested for doing what we all dream of. NYC prosecutors are filing criminal charges against a fed up air traveler. After hours on the tarmac, Robert MacDonald, 60, tried to open the emergency door to let himself out. The Brit faces reckless endangerment charges. I want to give him a medal.
You get married. You go to the party. You dance. You drink. You drive home. Newlywed heaven. Or is it?
26-yr-old Jade McClane married Billy Puckett, also 26, on March 14. But after a drunken driving arrest, their first night *not* living in sin was spent separate. The two spent the night in separate man-cages, McClane still in her gown. Puckett was charged with driving drunk, where the little lady was charged with belligerence and public intoxication.
McClane has filed a complaint with the Harris County Sheriff’s Department alleging harsh treatment and filthy jail conditions. She is upset that she was not offered a change of clothes, but worse, there were continual interruptions of rest throughout the night. What caused the stirring of a cell with 15-20 women?
Why, patrolmen and deputies were opening the door to gawk at the blushing bride!
And what have we learned, kids? DONT DRINK AND DRIVE! [especially on your goddamned wedding!]
MILFORD, Conn. (CBS) ―ORIG (sub)HEADLINE: East Shore M.S. Outlaws “High-Fives,” “Hugging” And Horseplay Of Any Kind; Violators May Face Expulsion
Taking cues from Liberty College, a Connecticut middle school principal has passed some important school legislation: HANDS OFF! OR ELSE!
After a sweet school yard fight ended in hospitalization, Milford decided to implement a “no touching” policy. Oh wait, serious hospitalization, you say? Nope, cock shot. He got kicked in the ballllzzzzz.
Principal Catherine Williams sent out a letter saying that the recent ill behavior impacts the safety and learning of all students. “Observed behaviors of concern recently exhibited include kicking others in the groin area, grabbing and touching of others in personal areas, hugging and horseplay. Physical contact is prohibited to keep all students safe in the learning environment.”
“Potential consequences and disciplinary action may include parent conferences, detention, suspension and/or a request for expulsion from school,” Williams wrote.
High five your friends? FUCK NO!
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The government is pouring money into itself to “save us from the flames.” Or are they?
In a slap in the face to those of us “blue collar” workers trying to salvage just-barely-there jobs, the US has moved to end the jobs of a few thousand more. The U.S. Agency for International Development is known for distributing billions of U.S. made condoms to impoverished, high-AIDS-risk nations. One part of that sentence is no longer true: the condoms are being produced in China (South Korea).
This will cost about 300 American jobs. No telling how much in unemployment.
“Of course, we considered how many U.S. jobs would be affected by this move,” said a USAID official who spoke on the condition that he would not be named. But he said the reasons for the change included lower prices (2 cents versus more than 5 cents for U.S.-made condoms) and the fact that Congress dropped “buy American language” in a recent appropriations bill.
Besides, he said, the sole U.S. supplier — an Alabama company called Alatech — had previous delivery problems under the program.
Says Fannie Thomas, who has been making AIDS-preventing condoms in southeastern Alabama for nearly 40 years: “We pay taxes down here, too, and with all this stimulus money going to save jobs, it seems to me like they (the U.S. government) should share this contract so they can save jobs here in America,” Thomas said.
The Jews of Brooklyn are outraged after a hot-dog gaffe in a popular kosher restaurant this week.
What happened? Workers, it seems, went to the wrong market to procure their kosher entrails. They then were grilling non-kosher hot dogs on the KOSHER grill. Then all hell broke loose.
A tape of the near-riot shows a worker fending off a group of angry Jews with an electic knife.
“I was petrified – stuff was going through my mind,” a patron who didn’t want his name used said. “I want to live. I don’t want to get stabbed for a hot dog.”
The rabbi, who originally certified the Shawarma King restaurant Kosher, has written a letter to the community in a Jewish newspaper. In the letter, he calls the frankfurter mix-up a “terrible mistake.”
“It was a one-time incident,” Borough Park resident Yosi Stern, who translated the Yiddish letter for CBS 2, said. “They caught it before it was even served to the consumers.”
Neighbors say the owner is an honest man.