Archive for July, 2007

I miss you together.

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

I won’t call again, I promise.
But I need to see you face to face…
because I’m never as good as when you’re there…
and I can see myself the way you look at me.
And I’m sorry. If we could just get together and find some time to talk.
Let’s say all the things we never said.
Give me your address.
I’m coming to you…
this time.

***THIS LINE IS THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN THIS ONE.
“It was love at first meet. When I met her she said she’d get a P tattoo, and I’d get a K. Soon afterwards she said ‘I’m not fickle, I’ll marry you’. I f***ed that up, didn’t I?”
or:
aling outburst Doherty then poured out his real feelings for the girl he feels he cannot live without, whatever the tensions.

First he joked he is so besotted with Kate “because she’s a multimillionaire”.

He added: “And maybe because of the things she does in bed.”

Then he declared intently: “I love her with all my heart. I wasn’t going to go after a poxy model, let alone some girl I’ve known as a friend for years. Kate is both jealous and suspicious, the same as every woman. But being accused all the time of going with other women takes its toll.

“She can sit on our music producer’s knee in the rehearsal room to wind me up. But as soon as I talk to anyone, it’s an affair.

“Kate is so stubborn. She’ll probably sit this one out.

“Rather than listen to reason and say ‘No, actually you didn’t sleep with that girl, that’s ridiculous’, she decides to have a big old row.

“When she finished it in a blazing row I decided never ever ever am I going to go through that again. I promised myself so many times about it. But I always go back.

“It’s abusive isn’t it? Maybe I’m destined to end up in an abusive relationship, but I don’t want to.”

Speaking at a North London hotel after leaving rehab, he added bleakly: “I can’t properly describe my feelings for Kate they are too strong. It’s why I write songs.”



I miss these two together…

dude oh my god this whole website is amazing.

Monday, July 30th, 2007




dude my mom sent me this. I LOVE HER.

Monday, July 30th, 2007

oh my, my, you are so good, email joke…

Monday, July 30th, 2007

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
“Janie, why didn’t you raise your hand?” “Because I’m not a Yankees fan,” she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, “Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?”

“I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it,” Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. “Janie, why are you a Red Sox fan?”

“Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I’m a Red Sox fan too!”

“Well,” said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, “that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?”

“Then,” Janie smiled, “I’d be a Yankees fan.”

Tranny, much?

Monday, July 30th, 2007

I got this in Jay’s email….don’t know who is the photoshop master but CRAP these are good!
MY, Prince Charles, you do look a bit like Shakira.

Is this Heidi from CNN’s hair? Looks kinda like it…

Ms. Colin Powell looks ready to stuff your face with some home-made, still warm from the oven chocolate chip cookies, no?

AAHHHHH!!! PELOSI BUSHH!!!!AAAAHHHH!!

I’m not gonna lie, Bill is pretty fucking hot…

…aaaannnnddddd…I take that back.

Holy shit, Jimmy Carter as a woman looks strikingly like Mick Jagger….as…himself.

This is just scary.

I still think he’s kinda hot… please don’t hate, I DO!

OMG, I’m like, totally, prom queen!

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! CARTER~YOU FREAK!!!




Nana?

Sorry, man, I got bored of the commentary.

A love story in 3 pictures….

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Holy shit this dude is like fucking Placido Domingo

Monday, July 30th, 2007

an aside: WHAT ARIA IS THIS?!?!?!? I cant place it and its KILLING me.
If you name it I will give you a dollar. FO REALZ!

what pt. 2

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Monday, July 23, 2007

Nude Woman Found Running Down Spring Branch Road

Monday, July 23, 2007

The Dunn Police Department had an unusual call Saturday morning, with a report of a woman running naked down Spring Branch Road.

According to the incident report and Dunn Police Capt. Jimmy Pope, officers received a call about 9:32 of a nude woman running across the bridge over Interstate 95.

When officers arrived in the area, they found the woman heading toward the Brass Lantern Restaurant on the Dunn side of the bridge.

Officers covered the woman with a raincoat belonging to one of them.

“They said she was disoriented and confused about her surroundings,” Capt. Pope said. “She told officers she’d been smoking crack, but didn’t know where she was or where she’d been.”

After the woman was taken to Betsy Johnson Regional Hospital, Capt. Pope said officers checked the hotels in the area, but could find no one who knew the woman.

The 21-year-old woman, a Dunn resident, was not charged in the incident.

what.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

A career ruined: Man’s sentence follows long-distance Internet squabble, arson

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

By Erin Quinn

Tribune-Herald staff writer

Two years ago, Russell Tavares was a clean-cut 25-year-old entrusted with “very high clearance” in missile and fire control in the U.S. Navy, officials say.

Now he’s the subject of a bizarre, tragic story — one that McLennan County investigators say would be a fitting plot for a television crime drama about short tempers, long-distance vendettas and the Internet’s ability to bring various personalities into conflict.
On Russell Tavares (above): “I’ve worked plenty of arson cases, but never one as bizarre as this one. Most are committed for money or getting back at somebody. This one, he blames on the computer.” — James Pack, McLennan County Sheriff’s Office detective

Tavares was involved in an Internet chat room squabble with John Anderson, a 59-year-old Elm Mott resident. Anderson said he called Tavares “a nerd.”

Tavares’ response: He took a leave of absence from the Navy. Drove from Virginia to Waco. Set fire to Anderson’s trailer home.

Monday, he pleaded guilty to a felony arson charge and was sentenced to seven years in a Texas prison. He was discharged from his post in the military.

No remorse was shown, officials say, as Tavares was scolded by 54th District Judge Matt Johnson during Monday’s court proceedings for taking pictures of Anderson with his cell phone camera.

What led a man with the utmost trust from the U.S. military to throw it all away to take revenge on a man 1,300 miles away is still a mystery — even with a formal confession from Tavares.

Officials say there was simply another side to this man — a side that was seen publicly on various Web sites.

Tavares was obsessed, officials say, with fire, guns and knives. Using the screen names “pyrodice” and “illpackapistol,” he posted pictures of himself online pointing firearms at certain people, Assistant District Attorney Jason Darling said.

It was on one of those Internet sites, orfay.com, that Tavares, of King George, Va., met Anderson, who owns Museum of Horrors Haunted House along Interstate 35 in Elm Mott. Anderson digitally touches up photos in his spare time and posts them on the site where people post pictures and chat.

Anderson said his page became the most popular on the Web site and a small group of individuals from all over the world started trying to pick fights and critique his photos. For example, Anderson said, some would make sexual statements about some of the photos of children.

Trading barbs online
John Anderson, 59, looks over the charred remains of his trailer home in Elm Mott. Russell Tavares, a 27-year-old Virginia man, confessed to driving to Waco and setting Anderson’s house on fire after an Internet squabble. Tavares was sentenced Monday to seven years in a Texas prison. (Jerry Larson/Waco Tribune-Herald)

“They would say bad things, I would say bad things back to them,” Anderson said. “It was like, ‘Your mother wears combat boots’ and ‘My daddy can beat up your daddy.’”

One of those who got involved was Tavares. Anderson said he made fun of the pictures posted on Tavares’ page of himself, comparing him to a “white Steve Urkel.”

Anderson said he posted “Revenge of the Nerds” above a picture of Tavares with no shirt and carrying a gun.

“There was no real fight other than I called him a nerd,” Anderson said. “And then he said he was going to kill me.”

And in October 2005, Tavares took a leave of absence from the Navy. He drove from the base in Virginia to Waco.

He took a picture of himself in each state he passed through, posting it on his Web site. The photo of him by the Texas welcome sign was dated Oct. 9. Tavares’ Waco-based attorney, Susan Kelly Johnston, said she was unaware whether her client intentionally came to Waco to seek revenge on Anderson or if he took a detour to Waco on his way from Virginia to his parents’ home in Arizona.

Law enforcement officials say they don’t know, either.

But Tavares’ intention that day, officials say, was to knock on Anderson’s door, point a shotgun in his face to scare him, then fire a round at his computer.
John Anderson’s trailer, the charred remains of which were still to be seen Monday on his Elm Mott property, was the scene of a bizarre 2005 attack spurred by an online feud. (Jerry Larson/Waco Tribune-Herald)

Instead, Tavares later confessed, he used a homemade accelerant to set a fire near the propane tank outside Anderson’s trailer home.

No one was injured in the fire, but Anderson said it caused more than $50,000 in damages. The trailer, located behind the haunted house, was a total loss.

James Pack, a detective with the McLennan County Sheriff’s Office, and Janine Mather, an arson investigator with the State Fire Marshal’s Office, began investigating the long line of people Anderson thought might have set the fire.

Widespread probe

Talking with people who post images on orfay.com from Waco to Virginia to Spain, Pack said he began to have suspicions about Tavares.

Pack worked closely with the Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) and other government officials, he said.

“I’ve worked plenty of arson cases, but never one as bizarre as this one,” Pack said. “Most are committed for money or getting back at somebody. This one he blames on the computer. Tavares said if it wasn’t for the computer, this wouldn’t have happened.

“This was one of the hardest cases I’ve worked,” said Pack, a 13-year veteran of the sheriff’s office. “It was just a rollercoaster for me. It was definitely an experience.”

But even after spending between three and four months on the case, culminating with Tavares’ arrest in Arizona, Pack said he still doesn’t understand what prompted Tavares to go to such lengths to commit a crime against a man across the country whom he had never met. Tavares had no previous criminal record, he said.

“(Tavares) is a very smart person with fire,” Pack said. “He knows his stuff. But now he’s just a guy that’s ruined his whole entire career.”

hahaha fucking guy.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

7-year-old on terrorist no-fly list

Ft. Lauderdale, Florida — The name of a seven-year-old Coral Springs boy is on the no-fly list.

For the third time in his young life, Michael Martin recently had to check in with an airline agent before flying. His name appears to share a moniker with a suspected or known terrorist.

His mother had to ask an airline agent for help earlier this month when she couldn’t print Michael’s boarding pass from an AirTran kiosk at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport.

Krista Martin says the agent “made a funny face” and told her he was on a no-fly list.

The Transportation Security Administration — which compiles the list — says airlines are responsible for automatically excluding children from further scrutiny. An AirTran spokeswoman says they must first see the child being they are cleared.