So seriously…..what the furck is up with all the unoriginal TV programming?
America’s Got Talent?
Really?
Find a fucking script then!
I mean, that show could not be more like American Idol. Even the three judges (man, woman, man) emulate the AI judges…the ass, the dumb cute one, and the other guy. At least they got another white dude, though, b/c we all know it would be obvious if new randy was also black.
REDIC.
Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine dishes the dirt in the June 2007 issue of Blender magazine, clearing up rumors about being labeled a “manwhore” for his supposed links to numerous starlets. On being called a “manwhore” by the tabloids: “If being single and enjoying being 28 and having a wonderful time is being a manwhore, then I’m a manwhore…I don’t apologize for my behavior; it’s certainly exaggerated in the press.” On which Hollywood stereotype is more accurate: Everyone’s gay or everyone’s on cocaine: “Everyone’s gay and on cocaine in Hollywood.”
Hot. hot hot hot. I want to make out with Hollywood stars. Or anyone, really…
Australian Big Brother is Diabolical
The show’s producers have so far refused to break the traditional “BB” ban on letting contestants hear any news from the outside world - including the death of a family member. Two studio-audience members this week held up a sign reading, “Emma, Your Dad is Dead,” before being hustled out and barred for good. Emma didn’t see the sign but, according to a recent online survey, over 80 percent of Australian TV viewers still believe she should be told about her dad’s death. Her family, though, says that Emma was aware her dad could die while she was in the “BB” house.”
Yikes, that’s pretty bad. Although some might say it’s not as bad as the time I told David Beckham I had a miscarriage when in reality I had an abortion. Sorry David, I’m a wild stallion and can’t be tied down.
My main man John Mansfield, who keeps me hipper than I could ever aspire to be on my own accord.
He tells me that Ms. Britney Spears will be at Avalon on Wednesday.
I don’t know how I feel about this.
all I know is if I do end up there (which I probably won’t) — I am not holding that bitch’s hair back.
She can puke on herself…again.
Justice has officially made it.
Praise the new electro gods.
http://perezhilton.com/topics/listen_to_this/listen_to_this_bisous_20070529.php
No, seriously. As the Fark-man would say……only in Florida.
(05-29) 19:34 PDT MIAMI (AP) —
A manager at a fast-food restaurant was shot several times in the arm early Tuesday trying to protect the chili sauce, authorities said.
A man in the Wendy’s drive-through argued with an employee because he wanted more of the condiment, police said. The worker told the customer that restaurant policy prohibited a customer from getting more than three packets.
The man insisted on 10, reports said. The employee complied, but police said the customer wanted even more.
The manager came out to speak to the man, said Miami-Dade police spokesman Mary Walter. The customer then shot the manager, who was taken to a hospital with injuries that were not life-threatening.
The customer fled in his vehicle with a female passenger, authorities said.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
May 30, 2007
A VILLAGE was sealed off yesterday and the bomb squad called in to explode a buzzing parcel — which turned out to be a SEX TOY.
Post Office staff dialled 999 when the package started making a noise. Cops shut the main road in Hasland, Derbyshire, and told residents to stay indoors. Pub boss Steve Chapman said: “We thought terrorists had infiltrated the village.”
An EPIC battle…..
Eclipse v. Black Bear……………..
Clearly, mother nature will dominate again………………..
…………..or not?
Defensive driving is commonly on the mind of anyone traveling 70 mph on Interstate 90. But Justin Scott was never taught to watch out for bears.
On his commute home Saturday from the North Bend QFC, Scott hit a 325-pound black bear that bolted in front of his car.
Scott, who lives in Redmond, said he noticed the bear running on the roadside near state Route 18 about 7:30 p.m. When his Mitsubishi Eclipse was about 15 feet away, the bear darted in front of him.
“I screamed right at the last second because there was nothing I could do,” recalled Scott, who had never seen a bear outside a zoo. “It made the worst noise, like plowing into a shack. My airbags deployed and I thought it was going to go through the windshield.”
The bear didn’t, but the impact totaled Scott’s car.
Traffic came to screeching halt, he said, and as the groaning bear pulled himself off Scott’s hood, another driver cautiously rolled down a window to ask if he was OK.
“I only had one scratch from the airbag,” said Scott, 31. “I just couldn’t believe what I was seeing.”
Other drivers called state patrol, and the bear lay dead on the roadside when a Department of Fish and Wildlife sergeant arrived.
Fish and Wildlife Sgt. Kim Chandler said workers had been trying to capture the bear for the past three weeks, using Krispy Kreme doughnuts as bait.
“These bears aren’t looking to eat children or people,” said Chandler, who noted there have been no fatal Western Washington black bear attacks in the past 50 years. “When these bears wake up in spring, they want sweet, high-energy foods.”
Scott didn’t know workers had been trying to catch the bear — only that he had a once-in-a-lifetime story.
“I called my parents after it happened and they were freaked out,” he said. “They asked if I was OK and asked about the accident.”
He wanted to tell the story to a Farmers Insurance representative, but couldn’t reach one over the Memorial Day weekend. Instead, he told car salesmen Monday while shopping for a replacement.
“The best reaction was from the Nissan dealership,” Scott said. “He was like, ‘Well, I hope no lions jump out at you.’ “