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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the cracking of the WHEAT genome, at Univeristy of Liverpool:
“The wheat genome is the holy grail of plant genomes,’’ said Nick Talbot, a professor of biosciences at the University of Exeter.
&#60;a href=&#8221;http://www.boston.com/news/science/articles/2010/08/28/wheats_genetic_code_finally_unlocked/?p1=Upbox_links&#8221;&#62;Awesome.&#60;/a&#62;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the cracking of the WHEAT genome, at Univeristy of Liverpool:</p>
<p>“The wheat genome is the holy grail of plant genomes,’’ said Nick Talbot, a professor of biosciences at the University of Exeter.</p>
<p>&lt;a href=&#8221;http://www.boston.com/news/science/articles/2010/08/28/wheats_genetic_code_finally_unlocked/?p1=Upbox_links&#8221;&gt;Awesome.&lt;/a&gt;</p>
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		<title>A new reason to Stop Eating McDonalds:</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[IT NEVER GOES BAD.
new art project by Sally Davies photographs a Happy  Meal every day for 137 days.
Dehydrated, sure, but the old and the new don&#8217;t look so different:
Day 1:

Day 137:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IT NEVER GOES BAD.</p>
<p>new art project by Sally Davies photographs a Happy  Meal every day for 137 days.</p>
<p>Dehydrated, sure, but the old and the new don&#8217;t look so different:<br />
Day 1:<br />
<img src="http://www.refinery29.com/img/happy-meal-day-01.jpg"></p>
<p>Day 137:<br />
<img src="http://www.refinery29.com/img/happy-meal-day-137.jpg"></p>
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		<title>Putting Your Keys INTO a Jacknife?  AWESOME</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Cops CAN&#8217;T FIND &#8220;Bald, Middle Aged, Overweight&#8221; Suspect.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 23:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s too bad when caps can&#8217;t find you because you look like every other fat, balding old American shmuck, but that&#8217;s exactly what&#8217;s happening to Jack Jacqmain.
Mr. Jacqmain has evaded arrest for 8 days after stabbing a man to death in a motel parking lot.

Though there have been dozens of reported sightings of the 52 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s too bad when caps can&#8217;t find you because you look like every other fat, balding old American shmuck, but that&#8217;s exactly what&#8217;s happening to Jack Jacqmain.</p>
<p>Mr. Jacqmain has evaded arrest for 8 days after stabbing a man to death in a motel parking lot.</p>
<p><img src="http://media.mlive.com/grpress/news_impact/photo/jackjacqmainjpg-4595b78b5b6b55a2_large.jpg"><br />
Though there have been dozens of reported sightings of the 52 year old Santa-in-Training, all have turned out to be either unsubstantiated or simply different bald, middle aged, overweight dudes.</p>
<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re going after everything, but we&#8217;re kind of chasing our tails,&#8221; an officer said. &#8220;He blends in and looks like a lot of other guys.&#8221;</p>
<p>Jacqmain is a diagnosed schizophrenic who suffers from bipolar disorder.  Six days before the murder he walked out of a mental health facility.</p>
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		<title>British Police on Hunt For Mrs. El Grosso</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman hunt was on in Britain this past weekend for the attractive and classy lady that pissed on a war memorial.
Wendy Lewis, 32, fled from her court hearing after being publicly shamed by a group of disgruntled veterans in Blackpool.
Ms. Lewis was caught on security camera urinating, then &#8220;performing a sex act&#8221; on a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman hunt was on in Britain this past weekend for the attractive and classy lady that pissed on a war memorial.</p>
<p>Wendy Lewis, 32, fled from her court hearing after being publicly shamed by a group of disgruntled veterans in Blackpool.</p>
<p>Ms. Lewis was caught on security camera urinating, then &#8220;performing a sex act&#8221; on a nearby man.</p>
<p>&#8220;It is unforgivable what she did in the face of these dead men,&#8221; said former Royal Marine James Baker, 88, who was one of few from his unit who survived the Normandy Landings.<br />
&#8220;It can be neither forgiven nor forgotten by the ex-services&#8217; community and the wider community as well.  If she had expressed remorse, and meant it, we could forgive then, if not forget. But I&#8217;m sorry, she is just beyond the pale.&#8221;</p>
<p>Leave it to retired WWII vets to make a middle aged hooker feel bad.</p>
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		<title>Brad Pitt is Cool, Calm, and Collected</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s true:  most people who live and work in Louisiana are upset about the BP oil spill.
But most people complain about it and move on.  Not Brad Pitt!
He puts Hayward and other BP execs on the short list that the actor doesn&#8217;t even reserve for rapists and murderers.  
He said for a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s true:  most people who live and work in Louisiana are upset about the BP oil spill.<br />
But most people complain about it and move on.  Not Brad Pitt!</p>
<p>He puts Hayward and other BP execs on the short list that the actor doesn&#8217;t even reserve for rapists and murderers.  </p>
<p>He said for a documentary that came out this week: &#8220;I was never for the death penalty before – I am willing to look at it again.&#8221;<br />
Sure, 11 people died on the rig that was co-managed by three companies&#8230;can you really try their suits for murder?  Come on, Mr. Pitt. </p>
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		<title>Gotcha! Vacationing family&#8217;s photo captures thief</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Not even gonna bother to rewrite this one...ganked directly from AP wire.]
MADISON, Wis. – The camera of a vacationing New Jersey family who posed for a picture in front of the Wisconsin State Capitol captured more than smiles. It also caught a thief in the act.
John Myers, of Bloomfield, N.J., set the self-timer on his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[Not even gonna bother to rewrite this one...ganked directly from AP wire.]</p>
<p>MADISON, Wis. – The camera of a vacationing New Jersey family who posed for a picture in front of the Wisconsin State Capitol captured more than smiles. It also caught a thief in the act.</p>
<p>John Myers, of Bloomfield, N.J., set the self-timer on his camera and hustled into the frame with his wife and two children Saturday. While their backs were turned, someone grabbed their bag, which held Myers&#8217; wallet and other items.</p>
<p>After Myers discovered the bag missing, he checked his camera. Sure enough, the image showed a man picking up the bag.</p>
<p>Myers told the Wisconsin State Journal that he showed the photo to officers, who recognized the man.</p>
<p>When officers found him, he was still carrying the bag.</p>
<p>The suspect pleaded not guilty Tuesday to misdemeanor theft.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now I know nothing turns me on as much as a good breaking and entering.  Seems like I&#8217;m not alone.
The neighbor was just doing a favor:  bring in the mail each day while her next door neighbors were away.  So she was obviously shocked to see to naked 30-somethings sprawled out on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I know nothing turns me on as much as a good breaking and entering.  Seems like I&#8217;m not alone.</p>
<p>The neighbor was just doing a favor:  bring in the mail each day while her next door neighbors were away.  So she was obviously shocked to see to naked 30-somethings sprawled out on the floor.  </p>
<p>The impromptu porn stars ran away, but they left a (stolen) camera there; identifying the would-be thieves at that point was easy as pie&#8230;the police deputies recognized the 39-year-old woman and 31-year-old man from previous interactions.</p>
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		<title>Wigging Gets G&#8217;s and G-ette&#8217;s in Trouble Once Again.</title>
		<link>http://www.generationbeta.com/?p=2274</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most people, when called to court, wear their Sunday best.  But what about when you are simply in attendance for your Brother&#8217;s sentencing?
A 23-year-old Louisiana woman found out the hard way that pants &#8220;so low-slung you could see her underwear&#8221; are not ok.  Kimberley Senette was given 10 days in jail by a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most people, when called to court, wear their Sunday best.  But what about when you are simply in attendance for your Brother&#8217;s sentencing?</p>
<p>A 23-year-old Louisiana woman found out the hard way that pants &#8220;so low-slung you could see her underwear&#8221; are not ok.  Kimberley Senette was given 10 days in jail by a Jefferson Parish judge who found her in contempt of his court.  She said that they were only so low because the security guards had her remove her belt - but Judge Windhorst was having none of it.<br />
<img src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/kim-senette.jpg"><br />
Can&#8217;t blame him, K Slimm doesn&#8217;t look like the most apologetic of ladies.</p>
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		<title>Stoked: the Hemp Vodka.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unfortunately it won&#8217;t get you high, but it&#8217;s still a cool idea:
Two Canadian women have come out with a hemp-infused vodka.  The 80-proof, quadruple distilled vodka is made with a hemp extract and is so far for sale only throughout Alberta.  
This if the first Cannabis liquor in North America.c
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unfortunately it won&#8217;t get you high, but it&#8217;s still a cool idea:</p>
<p>Two Canadian women have come out with a hemp-infused vodka.  The 80-proof, quadruple distilled vodka is made with a hemp extract and is so far for sale only throughout Alberta.  </p>
<p>This if the first Cannabis liquor in North America.c</p>
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