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Gen Y too lazy and unfocused to hire - bosses

article goes on to say we don’t deserve to be hired b/c of a retarded work ethic and too much time spent using the phone/texting/chatting friends during work hours.
“Employers come to us about Gen Y, saying they’re looking for a staff member but they don’t want anyone in that 20s age bracket because they find they don’t understand common courtesy in the workplace,” Kristy-Lee Johnston, director of Footprint Recruitment told The Courier-Mail.

Nixon is heard on a muffled tape recording telling his special counsel that abortion is necessary in some cases - including instances of multiracial pregnancy.

Speaking to Charles Colson after the January 1973 Roe v. Wade decision legalizing abortion, the president said: “I admit, there are times when abortions are necessary, I know that.” He gave “a black and a white” as an example.

“Or rape,” Colson offered. “Or rape,” Nixon agreed.

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish politician, outraged by the acquisition by his zoo of a gay elephant, has this quote of the day:

“We didn’t pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there,” said Michal Grzes, a conservative councilor in the city of Poznan in western Poland.

“We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?” said Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party.

In a White House dinner, CEO’s of failing banks tried to explain their high salaries, jusitfying the trillions that we are pouring into the economy to save what they single-handedly destroyed.

“These are complicated companies,” one CEO said. Offered another: “We’re competing for talent on an international market.”

But President Barack Obama had some words for them: “Be careful how you make those statements, gentlemen. The public isn’t buying that.  My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks.”

The room was tense, as the bigshots, used to being bigshots, seemed visibly nervous around the president who made clear in ways big and small that he expected them to change their ways.

In other news, Bernanke Friday announced that he was “extremely uncomfortable” about the bailouts, though he believes that they are working to ease the crisis.

“these operations have been extremely uncomfortable for the Federal Reserve to undertake and were carried out only because no reasonable alternative was available,” he said.

“We want our money back now for the taxpayers,” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said.

[on 90-100% taxes on Bailouts.]

In the perpetual back and forth NBC Universal Chief Executive Jeff Zucker and comedian/TV host Jon Stewart, Zucker took his most recent jab:

“Everybody wants to find a scapegoat. That’s human nature. But to suggest that the business media or CNBC was responsible for what is going on now is absurd.”

Malachai Z. York:
Furthermore, some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organized to take over the world.[40]

From the books of Nuwabi, my new favorite religion.

York once explained the “Tamahus” (whites) this way: “[They] have an unlit solar plexus sun, they only have a moon or lunar plexus. It reflects your sun light as they take your soul (sun).” White people with their “thin yellow or opaque hair” reflect the sun, and so “the sun’s energy can’t keep them charged with sol (soul).

Teenagers ’spend an average of 31 hours online’
Teenagers spend an average of 31 hours a week online and nearly two hours a week looking at pornography, according to a study.

On Netanyahu, probable winner of tomorrow’s Israeli elections:

“He’s extremely effective politically, unbelievably smart and relentlessly suspicious when it comes to the Arabs and the Americans,” says former U.S. negotiator Aaron David Miller, author of “The Much Too Promised Land: America’s Elusive Search for Arab-Israeli Peace.”