Tampa - A 6th grade teacher has been arrested for forcing her young male students to grope her breasts.
39-yr-old Tammy Clinton not only got boob grabbed, but also touched the ass of the 14 yr old kid and left the school campus TWICE to do “a sex act” with him.
Authorities were informed when comments about the acts were found on Facebook.
Gen Y too lazy and unfocused to hire - bosses
article goes on to say we don’t deserve to be hired b/c of a retarded work ethic and too much time spent using the phone/texting/chatting friends during work hours.
“Employers come to us about Gen Y, saying they’re looking for a staff member but they don’t want anyone in that 20s age bracket because they find they don’t understand common courtesy in the workplace,” Kristy-Lee Johnston, director of Footprint Recruitment told The Courier-Mail.
A Lancashire village mayor just got 2 years jail time for his “sexual kicks,” which include sneaking into bedrooms to steal and jerk off into ladies panties.
The God-Fearing 59-yr-old Mayor, Ian Stafford, gained entrance to the victim’s homes by doing work as a handyman.
Once he gained the keys, the single old fogie creeped into the sleeping ladies bedrooms, grabbed the panties, unzipped his own, and well…you know the rest.
He was caught when one homeowner noticed that many of her underpants had disappeared.
In court, the prosecution was quoted as saying, “To masturbate into a woman’s underwear and place it back in the drawer, repeatedly, as seen in the DVD, as you have done in other homes is bluntly revolting and the impact on your victims is high.”
no word on whether he has down syndrome or is just very, VERY British.
BATESVILLE, AR (KAIT) – A male model who moved to NY to make it big found himself in big trouble when visiting a friend in Batesville, Arkansas……21-year-old Nicholas Snider was facing charges of public intoxication and disorderly conduct when he offered sexual favors for his release. He was charged not only with being drunk and ornery, but also with attempting to influence a public servant (buying off the arresting officers with sexual favors.)
For aid on his wild nights with Eva Braun, Adolf Hitler took primitive viagra. The testosterone extacts were one of over 80 meds that he took during his time in office. In fact, he took upwards of two dozen a day!
The barely semi-respected holistic Dr. Morrell was injecting Hitler with bull semen and prostate “juices.” The 55-year-old believed that the cocktail gave him energy for his time with Eva, who was 32.
Extracted directly from the Daily Mail: Other findings show that he had a disproportionate fear of cancer, suffered high blood pressure, cramps, headaches and had polyps removed from his vocal chords several times - perhaps the result of too much shouting at his generals.
Historian Henrik Eberle and Hans-Joachim Neumann, a professor emeritus of medicine at Berlin’s Charité University Hospital, say their research also showed Hitler suffered terribly from wind and took ‘massive’ amounts of anti-flatulence drugs which contained small amounts of the nerve agent strychnine, an ingredient of rat poison. His flatulence was the source of much mirth among the high-born Prussian generals who often doused their handkerchiefs in cologne and held them to their noses during conferences in cramped bunkers.
Morrel was also giving Hitler speed, glucose, methamphetamine, barbiturates and opiates.
The Authors of the new book “Was Hitler Ill?” claim that he had Parkinson’s disease, but never suffered delusions. He also had eczema, perforated eardrums and insomnia. The rumors about syphillis seem to be false.
In other news, the furher looks almost charmingly cute in this photo:
Boston Globe - The Mass Supreme Judicial Court has ruled that sending sexually explicit IMs to minors is not against the law.
Matt H. Zubiel, who was convicted on charges of child predation through Instant Messaging, argued that the text of the law used to indict him did not apply to IMs. The 2006 charges have been reversed because the law cites photos and handwritten texts, but does not cover typwritten sexual communication with minors as illegal.
The court says that their job is to enforce written laws, not to rewrite them to include new technology.
A 14 year old girl in New Zealand beat a shark with her boogie board after it bit her. She hit the shark repeatedly on the head until he swam away.
“I couldn’t believe the lack of fuss. I would’ve been hysterically screaming but no, there was no screaming. She was just standing there looking a bit shaky,” her mother was quoted as saying.
Italy, a nation full of people that love their country, is trying something no state has before. The Italian government has teamed up with McDonalds to create the McITALY. This pridefully patriotic burger is made with all Italian ingredients, and the colors are that of the Italian flag (don’t know where brown fits in, perhaps it’s assumed that the flag is shit, anyways.)
“We’re out to defend our identity and the ‘Made in Italy’ trademark,” Agriculture Minister Luca Zaia said in a statement, adding that they were trying to “promote the taste of Italy,” by giving an “imprint of Italian flavors to our youngsters,” he said.
What that means is: “we want to take the fun out of eating cheeseburgers.”
The burger comes with a choice of artichoke spread and Asiago cheese or onion, lettuce and smoked pancetta. Bring on the WORST red and green flavors to mix with a BURGER ever.
Yum, eat up!
This story is wonderfully simple.
A family went to FedEx/Kinkos to get their Christmas cards printed, but the store refused to make the copies.
From the family blog:
Tonight I walked into the Fedex Kinkos store on Calhoun Street here in Charleston, SC to print our Christmas cards, only to have the clerk, Tammy Johnson, reject my order as obscene.
We Cringelys are known for our Christmas cards, I admit, because we make them ourselves and we’re naked. The tradition began by accident and now our cards are so popular friends remind us to send them. Making naked Christmas cards that are tasteful isn’t easy, either, but we do it. With three little boys you can only go so long until they begin to realize they are, well, naked. That leads in our family not so much to protestations of modesty as to demands for bribes. The price of this year’s photo session was $2 worth of sour gummy worms per kid. Yum.
Thankfully, the Charleston, SC family found an online store to print them for less than FedEx.
The internet saves the world, once again.
